Why My Life Is EXACTLY like Honey Boo Boo....

Happy Wonderful Wednesday Loves.
Have you ever had one of those weeks where it feels like it's moving at the pace of molasses on the coldest day in winter? Yeah, story of my life this week. I am at a lack for motivation, creativity, and really anything that involves leaving my house and not consuming numerous bottles of wine. I think I am even at the point where my body is trying to convince me that I am sick just so I will call in to work.

I kinda wish my brain would just listen....

So you might recall a couple of weeks ago I explained to you why my life was EXACTLY like Bridesmaids, well after having no life and having multiple episodes stored forever on my DVR I started to realize that maybe my life is just like Honey Boo Boo as well.

I know, I probably just lost about 3/4 of my followers at this point in this post...
 but maybe you might just red-neck-inize how much you might be like her too...


I don't care you who you are, someone hands you money and you are going to be excited....

When I step on the scale and the number is ALOT higher due to my over indulgence in buffalo chicken tenders and curly fries...part of me wants to cry, and than the other part...

I tried asking the sales women at Dillards if they carried that size. She was not too impressed.


Every time I drink....no joke, every time.

 

 Pretty much how I juggle life's daily activities...

When my boss appoints me lead on a assignment...

When Porter tries to point me an assignment...

When I go to the gym and all the skinny girls just standing around, being skinnny....

and to top it all off I have ALWAYS wanted a pet pig. A gay pageant pig? even better.

Love me or hate me.

Linking up with Shanna for Random Wednesdays!